A few disclaimers

Several folks have asked me about my ability and comfort on not only airing some really risque' aspects of my life, but the lives of others. I feel like I need to address it. I mean, while this blog is a way for me to process some insane experiences, it's also meant as entertainment. Each and every blog is written from my perspective (which is a little warped at times). I attempt to tell each story as my memory and, oftentimes, my heart remembers while also changing up the identifying information of the people I have encountered. I make pretty raw and crude judgments at times. These aren't readings for the meek and easily-offended. If you don't like profanity or sex, you shouldn't even bother with it. Stop reading now. And whether you're a friend, a friend of a friend, or a complete stranger, I hope you'll have a laugh along the way. I poke a lot of fun in these musings, mostly at myself. After all, I am getting myself into these situations in the first place. I make no apologies for anything you feel is inappropriate or rude. So sit back, grab some pork skins, and enjoy!